i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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