What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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