Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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