trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Randomize