New low: just hacked my moms facebook
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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