One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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