How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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