Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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