I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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