At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
