Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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