hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
