Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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