I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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