Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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