don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I have feelings that need drinking.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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