i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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