i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize