: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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