C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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