Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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