It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
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