she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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