Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Alive.
So much puke
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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