Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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