Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
It's never too late to be topless.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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