Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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