What a fucking waste of an outfit
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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