yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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