doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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