What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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