it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
send nudes
from the living room?
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