Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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