Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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