Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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