just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
