That's intense
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
