Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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