Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
we should paint friendship bongs
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