Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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