Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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