He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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