Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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