Small penises have feelings too.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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