So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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