that's an acceptable place to lick
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
