You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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