dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I need to stop coming to work sober
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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