Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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