Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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