4 words: hood of his car
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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