The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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