I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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