Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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