Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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