: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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